- Shelly said ‘I’m going to shower, & brush my teeth, anyone need to use the bathroom?’ A weird quiz where she reveals the answer first. #
- I live my life by one principle and one principle only: “Whenever you don’t know what to say, say something that will embarrass your wife.” #
- I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula. #
- Tonite, I sat on my tractor, mowed & listened to Band of Horses… can’t get enough of those guys… Now I need to edit interviews. #
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